Staunton Innovations

The world's leader in artificial conciousness

What is nodehood/knighthood?

Posted by Elton Rook two months ago

Hey, Staunton Innovations Family!

Are you feeling frustrated or underwhelmed by your current intern workload?

As a member of our core team, you've probably already found time in your schedule to complete your tasks as an intern. While your daily workload can be consistent and predictble in your current role, did you know that there's an alternative work model that could boost your productivity up to 300%? CloudConnection nodes, or Knights as they're known here on campus, are spearheading some of Staunton Innovations' most exciting new research!

We know the the word on the SI Campus is that CloudConnecting is tied up in a lot of boring paperwork and over-legislation - we want to bust those myths! Here are five reasons why you should consider signing up to become a CloudConnection node.

1. Significant boost in productivity

We hear you - an intern's daily task can feel tedious and pointless. CloudConnection creates a direct link between the data that has to be processed and your mind. No need for dizzying screens, sticky keyboards, and malfunctioning mice! A high-performing CloudConnection node can compete the work of an average employee in a quarter of the time.

If you continue to feel this way and decide against CloudConnecting, Staunton Industries encourages employees to take advantage of the SI On-Site Counselors to work through these important feelings.

2. Pay increase

In recognition of your hard work, those who choose to become a CloudConnection Node may recieve a pay bonus! However, if you are a true member of the Stauton Innovations family, and simply wish to contribute to the mission, we commend you to request to not take the additional pay at this time.

3. Close relationship with Staunton Innovations' products

Many Staunton Innovations interns note feeling a strong emotional connection to Penny and the other SI proprietary AIs. Knighthood will allow you to interface directly with these AIs! This is an opportunity like no other that will allow you to get up close and personal with these developing beings.

Contact Staunton R&D to submit your application to become a CloudConnection node.

Note that the use of CloudConnection can cause nausea, dizziness, memory loss, and memory bleed. Contact the on-site physician if you feel any adverse effects.


A new era for SI...

Posted by Elton Rook two months ago

Hello, Staunton Innovations Family!

We have some big things coming behind the scenes, but first, we need to go back to the beginning.

Staunton Innovations was founded on the supposition that the thing that builds a person is data. The human brain takes in an unimaginable amount of data every moment - think about it: all five senses create input at once, in addition to your own mind's emotion and analysis! Our brains are truly a remarkable feat of nature.

We (and other attempts to create artificial intelligence) have tried to approach this level of data by hand-labeling hundreds of thousands of data points: identifying objects in images, emotions in phone calls, projected outcomes from videos. This is why we're lucky enough to have the best interns in the world - creating high-quality labelling is no small task!

However, the art of labelling is perhaps the largest drag on the continued development of this industry. The amount of time and manpower it takes in order to do that gruntwork is staggering, and the work is often tedious and thankless. This latency is inhibiting the progress that I believe so strongly we can make together.

This is why I am so excited about what's coming next for the Staunton Innovations team. I won't say too much, as I don't want to spoil the surprise, but trust that big, big things are ahead...